RPG — humor

by Brooks HesterSo once I came up with the engineering problems to inject some realisminto the campaign I wanted to come up with some solutions for thecharacters. Something to cause them to go off on a tangent. To makethem have to stop what they are doing to unravel the problems with theship. Just as in real life when the water heater at home goes out or yourcar needs new tires.This is by no means the only resolution list and I encourage the players tocome up with their own fixes. However, if they are stuck I give them somegeneral parts from...

So last night I was playing in an Eberron 5e game.  I play a 1st level technology obsessed (and compulsive liar about numbers) gnome artificer named Nackie.  I was running a bit late, and I couldn't find my gaming bag, that has my stuff in it, including dice. I had just bought a gaming collection, and it happened to have a bag of dice in it - lucky! So I grab the bag, hop on my bike, and get to the game.  Every single attack, skill check, initiative, you name it - failed, missed, or alerted the baddies I was...